Sometimes, we all need a little guidance in where to go. Lucky for you we have dedicated, on-the-pulse reviewers squirming their well-pickled guts out to find the very best of all that the city has to offer you. Whether you're looking for champagne filled oysters atop a bed of gold necklaces or a warm flat lager in a dubiously smelling old man's joint, you'll find the most excellent of everything labelled and signposted for your convenience.
Finding that quiet pub to snuggle up on a leather sofa is the best remedy for mid-hangover lethargy or post-argument irritability. I′ll get the biccies, you get the cocoa.
A chilled bottle of Sancerre is bought to your table as your date laughs uproariously at yet another of your hilarious jokes. Footsie has already begun. All dates could be like this if you pick your venue wisely!
The crowd is lively and up for it, you've got a fifty burning a hole in your pocket and a fitty has just brushed past your arse. Times like this make you happy just to be alive.
Hooray! You′re one year older! If the spreading waist, increased lethargy and stinking hangovers were enough to remind you that getting old stinks, then drinking ‘til you pass out will surely make you forget.
So close to smacking that deal. Just need a nice place to feed ‘em up that oozes class and sophistication. Somewhere with a bit of panache like. This country was built on hearty lunches, and never let you forget that.
Isn't that im off the telly? Maybe not, but it does look like him. A bit. Great excuse to use your camera phone for something other than rude snaps though.
Occasionally, one feels the intense need to imbibe massive amounts of low-quality, high-strength booze. If the drinks are cheap you can do this more often, and your life is thus better.
Towards the end of the month purse strings can feel a little tight. Save badly-needed booze money by eating simple grub that fills the stomach and nourishes the soul.
Who′d have thought the simple apple could bring so much joy to this cursed earth? Cider has shaken off it′s homeless image and gone nice. Try a perry for an interesting twist.
Combining grog and fruit juice is surely one of the best ideas humans have ever come up with. Well, that and DrinksIn. The telephone doesn't even get a look in next to these two.
Though amateur attempts at break dancing are amusing and often create injuries worthy of photographs, it′s something best left to the professionals. Dance sensibly at all times to the pounding rhythms of your favourite beat master.
Staring out into the vast abyss contemplating the inevitability of death can make a bog standard pint of lager seem weirdly meaningful - and better value for money!
Check you out. It may be tragic to sit and drink whilst throwing some serious looks to members of the opposite sex, but it is fun. And if they just happen to be rather pleasing looking examples, it′s downright addictive.
Girls just wanna have fun. Well, that and drink until they forget what their name is. And fall into oncoming traffic. Taken en masse, a group of boozing ladies would make a group of Ukrainian sailors blush and excuse themselves.
Better than the day itself for many of the participants, hen and stags hold a special place in many peoples′ hearts. When else do you get to vilely abuse your friends and then get thanked for it?
Blowing the socks off your date or mate guarantees the start of something special, so make sure that you get ′em down to somewhere with a bit of va-va-voom.
Nodding heads and tapping feet work in a strange and beautiful harmony with a pint of something cold and fizzy. The noise fills the awkward silences too!
Some of our finest memories are surely forged around rectangular wooden tables, warm beer in hands, slowly watching the faces of loved ones turn red and blistered.
Sometimes, all you want to do is sit back admire the view and watch the world go by. From towering vista′s to riverside gems check the best your city has to offer here.
The deep, nutty hoppiness of a stout pulled fresh out the barrel has no comparison within the wonderful world of booze. Just mind out for stray beard hairs and bits of woolly jumper.
The pain, the pain. I′d give anything to shake off that ringing headache and cloying sickness. A cup of coffee, the Sunday Times and a couple of hours should do it.
Desperate to check your e-mails? Don't stress. Rather than fiddle on street corners with your flash new phone, sit down with a drink and browse the hours away.
Watching sport in a venue with a good atmosphere is just like going to the match itself, except without the financial kidney punch, stinking offal pies and threatening teenagers.
Will yours be a beefy Cab Sauv or a delicate little Pinot Grigio? A sort of wine can be chosen to fit almost any mood you can think of, and you look dead sophisticated.